Maybe that's why they were a one-hit wonder.
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Seriously bro, not one sip?
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Never having met you!
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Also, what do those other 49 stars on the American flag stand for?
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Note to self: delete friend after reading.
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Apparently she likes it too.
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And you said I would never learn anything watching MTV.
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Well played, Google.
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Who am I to judge? I like yogurt up my ass and a popsicle stick in my mouth.
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Pwned by Grandpa.
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And I would do anything for love, but I won't do that.
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Duh.
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Dad, FTW
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You're right. Mine is way worse than your bike incident.
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If that doesn't work, try using different colors. Works 80% of the time, 50% of the time.
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I'm just glad he didn't ask what "marble cake" was.
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Five of these six things are true: can you spot the lie?
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Yes, who can forget the day when former Vice-President Aaron Burr shot and mortally wounded former Secretary of the Treasury Alexander Hamilton in a duel?
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Aww, look. Newt Gingrich is writing again.
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Very classy.
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At least Bristol won't get pregnant again.
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Fool, your attempts at being happy have only made me more determined to stop you!!!
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Good luck with that.
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No. This is definatly worse.
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I'm loving it!
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Totally. He was all up in that shit.
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No, she mean't capitol... like in Washington D.C.
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Oh, while you're reading this...
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Or what? Oh... my... a-God!
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You know that I could use somebody.
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Mmmmmm... barbecue.
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You'd be Führer-ious with yourself if you didn't buy this chair!
Nearly six ounces of juice were drunk during breakfast alone.
P-P-P-P-P-Pikachu
But he didn't shoot the Times New Roman.
Morpheus: [amused] You think that's a door you're entering?
Neo: Whoa!
Guy 1: Is this heaven?
Guy 2: It's Iowa.
I don't know what it is, but I love it!
God damn Arizona, take a chill pill.
I imagine this did not go over so well on 9/11.
Tim was always playing with his night stick, he just thought that he would now get paid to use it.
What happens when I buy two of each?
Dammit! Why didn't anybody tell me before I made the trip down here?
